Barbie is having a midlife crisis. More poutier dolls in skimpier clothes are pushing her off the shelves. So what to do? Ken to the rescue. This is the old Ken she dumped a couple of years ago but who is back now. After a stint in the Middle East, he is sporting the rugged look. But not too rugged, mind you. For he also got a makeover, apparently from some queer guys. Will she take him back? What choice does she have? After all, she's reaching middle age, sales, among other things, are sagging, and younger upstarts are getting all the attention. She needs him. She just has to swallow her pride. He'll make her feel better. She'll be grateful to him. And they will live happily ever after.
If you don't believe in fairy tales, then read this epic.